Monday

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

- Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out But I can usually shut her up with cookies. (Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

- Janette Barber-

Old age ain't no place for sissies .

-Bette Davis-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

- Caryn Leschen -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum 'it til Sears makes one you can ride on.

- Roseanne Barr-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!